Do you suffer from fatigue in bed? Are you just not interested in your partner? Have you tried Viagra and other similar drugs with no success? Well, don't give up! There's something out there that you probably haven't tried: Frog Juice!
That's right, just take one frog from Peru, put it in a blender with some other stuff and then blend it until no frog parts are recognizable. Then drink it. Yum! Than you will have the energy of a Peruvian llama tamer or this guy that sort of looks like Elliot Gould.
Seriously though, blended up frog beverage is considered to be both a restorative drink -- good for healing asthma and bronchitis as well as an aphrodisiac by the Peruvian people. It might also be significant to point out that one of the other ingredients in the amphibious elixir is Maca -- a plant known for its erotic powers. At any rate, you can really go to Peru and get a drink made of frog. They even let you pick your own frog.