Live Blogging the Superbowl: probably a terrible idea

Note: I know NOTHING about football! And I have no preference for a team to win going into the game.


3:30 kickoff! Someone is telling me the yellow pants team is made of steel

3:36: JPorterhouse says there was a touchdown! The guy who throws the ball ran into the zone at the end. There is an air of celebration

3:38 Coach's challenge! Bmoney says the rule is "it has to break the plane of the thing". That sounds like geometry to me.

3:41: Holy shit! The touch down just got CANCELLED! Thats ridiculous.

BTW Loved the Jason Statham audi commercial. Best so far!

3:46: All the red guys just introduced themselves and now they have the ball. JPorterhouse is concerned that pointing out that Pittsburgh has a superior defense is cliched because everyone knows that. I'm starting to get sick of JPorterhouse

3:54 that was a heck of a defensive play! JPorterhouse was right!

The rest of the red guys are introducing themselves. They all like they could kick my ass in less than 5 seconds

3:57 Rothlesburger just scrambled some eggs all over the cardinals. You can't tackle this guy! Best play so far.

4:01 Was that the fastest first quarter ever in a Superbowl?

Commecrials:
Got to admit the Fast and Furious movie looks kind of awesome!
I want car monkeys. Actually I want any kind of monkey.

4:05: JPorterhouse is concerned there's been no fleaflickers or laterals. I dont know what he's talking about. I think those might be medical terms.

Just saw a Land of the Lost ad. Eveyrone thinks it looks dumb like Journey 3D but i can't wait. I love will ferrell. I would dare to say romantically.

4:08 TD Steelers!! They're running away with it. This game is pretty much over really. Maybe i'll take a nap. Time for beer #2 at the very least!

4:16 I'm hearing that Kurt Warner has some kind of inspiring story. Apparently he used to bag groceries and then turned pro. So I guess there's still hope for me. Cardinals driving down the field right now. I think i'm going to root for them.

4:20 HUGE pass from warner. Boldin, i'm told, is the guy that caught the ball. Huge play. clearly my endorsement is paying off.

4:21 TOUCHDOWN CARDINALS there is no way this is not because of me. Cardinals fans i want 10% of all the money you win. Post comments and i'll get in touch with you with an address of where to send check. kthx

4:23 Does anyone actually watch Chuck?

4:30 Breaston with the awesome name and punt return. My cardinals are proving themselves right now.

DJ is regaling us of stories of when he was on the football team at Florida State. He doesn't jut have 1 ring. He's got four.

4:34 3rd and 22 Cardinals totally got this.

DJ played with Darnell Dockett at Florida St and says he's a jerk. He's the defensive line for the cardinals. He punched someone in the face at their apartment complex. I just hope he can channel that energy on the field.

4:41 The tip and the interception from my beloved Cardinals. They're getting into the groove now. Thats the first time i've ever seen a tip get recovered by the defense in all of the more than 1 dozen football games i've watched.

4:48 I'm going on record declaring this the hairiest superbowl in history. Troy Polamalu , Larry Fitzgerald, Tim Hightower. Plus its not illegal to tackle by the hair. At least thats the consensus here.

4:53 Times have become dark for cardinal fans. The sun has receded. The future looks bleak. But that interception was AWESOME to watch if you dont actually care about either team.

5:07 I was literally holding a chip with guacamole on it about to put it in my mouth when Bruce Springsteen told me to put it down. I guess he's the boss.

Also wishing I had some of Claude's bacon wrapped chicken nuggets.

THe amount of rock star moves Springsteen just pulled blew my mind. The slide. The windmill. The guitar swing around the neck. Epic win.

5:32 LETS GO CARDINALS!!!! Beer #4. Welcome to my stomach

5:45 just found the GI JOE trailer they apparently aired in the first quarter. Don't know how i missed it!

5:53 Yikes. Personal foul from AZ defense just screwed over the time. Watching the replay though it looks like it was completely unintentional. Think this call is total BS. I'm going to write numerous letters to the NFL commissioner expressing my dissatisfaction.

5:57 No harm no foul. The penalty just ended up being a time waster. I disagree with JPorterhouse thought that it was part of the Cardinals defensive strategy.

6:15 El Rausch think the coach for the Steelers looks like Omar Epps. I'm inclined to agree. Wondering whether Warner can pull it together and make it a game again. Seems doubtful. Especially since BreastMan just got pummeled.

6:26 Fitzgerald is the man with the big catch in the end zone. Now there is one mission. Prevent the steelers from winning.

6:28 Love Alec Baldwin. Love hulu. They both give me a boner. WHAT!???

6:31 Roethlisburger: your ass just got saaaaaaaaacked

6:38 Kurt Warner isn't just driving down the field. He's driving away with my heart.

6:40 Kurt! What are you doing? I gave you my heart and you just pulled down your pants and pooped all over it. THATS NOT RIGHT, KURT!!! ITS NOT RIGHT! I dont. Even. Know. What. To feel.

6:48 Holy shit. HOLY SHIT! THE CARDS! KURT WARNER! LARRY FITZGERALD! EPIC! AMAZING! And to think, before tonight's game, I'd never watched Arizona play before. Ha. This has been quite the exciting superbowl.

6:59: this shit is a freakin nailbiter. You can't slip on defense when the whole game is at stake.

7:01 Oh well. Thats game. If Roeth can get the ball past three Cardinals he deserves it. Great game though. Unless some crazy bullshit gets pulled right now.

7:11 Game over man. Game over. This is why I don't get into sports. I invested my heart into the Cardinals all its brought me is pain.