Memorable Quotes From Shitty Movies

Below is the first episode in a series where I recite lines from terrible movies I found from the "memorable quotes" section of their IMDB page.

Wrath Of Caaaaaaa

I can't believe this hasn't had more hits. I suppose its all Hollywood inside jokes..but they are really well done:

James Woods gets Slapped on Shark

I know all of you fans of Shark are going to like this one. Hopefully both of you haven't seen it yet.

For those who don't know what Shark is--its a procedural law drama on CBS starring the illustrious James Woods as a high priced defense attorney turned high profile LA prosecutor.

Punching people before eating

I can't tell you why, nor do I even want to think about it, but this video is the most genius piece of film making I've ever seen in my life:

Never trust a guy who gives his cat a bath

This sketch is amazing. Debuted at Maude Night at UCB LA a few weeks ago! If you don't know what that is--its a show where groups of writer/actors put on new sketches every week.

Ashton Kutcher is Death by Chocolate

Ashton hosted SNL last night and totally nailed this series of ridiculous clips about a murderous bar of chocolate.

Here's the second one:

Kristin Wiig is ridiculous. Just kidding. She's just ok. Just kidding...

I am convinced that not only is Kristin Wiig the funniest woman I've ever seen, but that she is the next Will Ferrell. Everything she says makes me laugh.

Here's a clip from SNL last night.

This is why I dont go to Walmart

I can do the Moonwalk

This is the funniest web comic I have ever seen in my life:

Waldo Ultimatum - Bourne parody

Just came across this pretty great Bourne parody. They pretty much nailed the style:

Best High School ID ever

This guy is my new hero: